aiden-bevelle:

Y/N: I’d die for you, Sebastian.

Sebastian: I’d kill for you, Y/N.

Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.

gallusrostromegalus:

debellatis:

catchymemes:

This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it’s negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it’s lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it’s cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it’s less “there’s a leak in my house” and more “OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!”

joseph-lavode:

doggie-girl-deactivated20230214:

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

This is Nicole. She is an amazing Canadian wood-splitting machine.

I have a huge pet peeve about people swinging axes and sledgehammers without using the kinetic chain. You have to use your entire body to get real power in your swing. And in so many movies you see actors just trying to chop things with only their arms. But Nicole has perfect form. And cute pajamas.

I’m not sure if she is technically a lumberjill. I think she just refers to herself as a wood splitter. Either way, she is badass.

I am astonished to see that people are enjoying this post for other reasons than perfect axe-swinging form using the kinetic chain.

Ya’ll thristy as heck.

maitressonneurs:

‘your daughter calls me daddy too‘ type

hannahlockillustration:

Louise Wain-esque oil pastel and crayon cat. 

catchymemes:

thewintersoldier:

WEDNESDAY (2022-)
- 1.01 • “Wednesday’s Child Is Full of Woe”

oscaval5:

Tyler: your giving me mixed signals

Wednesday:😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

captain–low:

Originally posted by foxboy388