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just a girl trying to find her place in this world<3

pregnanthusband:

I imagine the scene inside my wife’s baby belly to be something like:

Can’t sleep gif

this is so accurate lol I imagine my daughter doing the same thing every damn time she starts kicking me  

atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

lizbethvaughn:

extraordinaryfearlessness:

lizbethvaughn:

staystrongandshinebright:

xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually terrifying.

that is why he is the scariest villain of Disney to date. because he was “normal” just like the rest of us.

For me the scariest Disney villains are Judge Frollo, Hans, and Mother Gothel. Because they’re all so realistic. We see them in our everyday lives. Judge Frollo is the corrupt politician who uses their power to persecute others, Hans is the con artist who plays with people’s feelings to get what he wants, and Gothel is the emotionally abusive parent.

I agree with all of these, and I’d have to add Gaston to the list, and possibly at the top. Gaston is the man who was rejected by a woman and then decides to hurt others because of it. Is there anything more relevant to society right now?

Perfect addition! I can’t believe I forgot about Gaston!

iterie:

yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

NO GUYS BUT THINK ABOUT IT! ALEXANDER PIERCE IS IN THE BACKGROUND RIGHT THERE WATCHING HIS EVERY MOVE HE MAKES AND PROBABLY PLOTTING AGAINST HIM SO OF COURSE CAPTAIN FUCKIN’ ‘MURICA WOULDN’T BE PURPOSEFULLY RUDE TO HIS NICE NEIGHBOR JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS A CAMEO AGENT HELPING TO PROTECT HIM! BECAUSE ALEXANDER PIERCE WAS RIGHT THERE AND STEVE WAS PROTECTING HER IN RETURN